The Worst B2B Content – Ever

In the article ‘The A-Z of Generalised B2B Speak’ we list the worst offenders of that awful blend of clichés and generalisations used by technology companies to deliver self-serving and essentially meaningless messages. For the full experience, we’ve used as much of the vocabulary as possible to promote DOOOP! from self-proclaimed leader SelfServingAICloud.

worst b2b content

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